I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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