guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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