i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
This house was built for laser tag.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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