Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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