My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
