Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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