There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My vagina just clenched in fear
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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