love makes seman taste better
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Randomize
