is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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