So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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