Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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