he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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