The maid of honor just puked.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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