office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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