hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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