I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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