This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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