I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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