Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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