He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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