I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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