By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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