Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
