I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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