butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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