Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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