I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
