People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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