So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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