who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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