HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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