I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think I sprained my soul last night
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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