so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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