Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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