Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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