I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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