well most of my day revolves around power hour
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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