yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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