She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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