you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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