How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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