just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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