How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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