im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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