omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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