so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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