I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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