Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Randomize
