Whod you bang
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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