you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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